What's so funny ?!

1 . Doctor ,doctor , I keep thinking I’m a comedian.
-You must be joking!

2. Doctor, I’m getting smaller all the time.
- Well, you’ll just have to be a little patient.

3. Doctor, doctor , I can’t stop robbing banks.
-Sit down and I’ll take a few notes.

4. Doctor ,doctor , I keep thinking I’m invisible.
- Well, I can’t see anything wrong with you.

5. Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I’m still at school.
-Sit down and I’ll give you an examination.

6. Doctor, doctor , I can’t stop doing crosswords . What’s wrong with me ?
-I haven’t a clue .

7. If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea , what does it become ?
-Wet.

8.What do u call a pig with three eyes ?
- A piiig.

9. Why is U a happy letter ?
- Because the letter U shapes like a big smile.

10. What starts with E ends with E and only has one letter ?
- An envelope.

11. How do you keep an idiot busy for hours ?
- Give him a piece of paper with ‘ PLEASE TURN OVER ‘ written on both sides .


12. Why do birds fly south in winter ?
- Because it’s too far to walk.

13. Why does our teacher wear sunglasses ?
- Because her class is so bright .

14. What is the best day to go to the beach ?
-Sunday .

15 . Teacher , teacher , why does my father keep calling my mother a DEER ?
- oh , sweetie , not DEER , is DEAR !