Laugh Till You Drop

If you're eating something when you read this, please stop...I just have a few words to say:-
a. If you fall today, stand back up, be positive, fill your heart with confidence and run to the nearby clinic because your lg is bleeding...

b. My grandma started walking 5 miles a day when she was 50. Now, she is 72, and I don't know where the hell she is.

c. If you think your future isn't bright, gt some spotlights from IKEA. ( Seriously, they are way too cheap )

d. A teacher is droning away in th classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbour, " Hey, wake that student up !" The neighbour yells back, " You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"

e. Harry and Ron went on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they went to sleep.
Soom hours later, Harry woke up and nudged his friend.
" Ron, look up at th sky and tell me what you see."
" I see millions of stars, Harry." replied Ron.
" And what do you deduce from that ?"
" Well, horologically, the time is a quarter past three. Meteorogically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What dos it tell you, Harry ?"
Harry was silent for a moment. " Ron, you idiot !" he said, "Someone has stolen our tent !"

Remember, stop laughing when you hear footsteps, people will gonna think you are crazy... Laughing in front of the computer...